Backstory: I recently stumbled on a birth order website, and noticed how accurate it was for me and my sisters. I felt the need to share it with our mother.
Me: you there
Mom: hi skank-a-sour
Me: hi..read this: birthorderandpersonality.com
its sooo accurate
Mom: omg so true. weaknesses are dead on!
tend to be selfish with possesions and attention.
Me: wow. did you learn to copy and paste?
Mom: yes i did and i love it
Me: Famous first born children: Walter Conkrite, Dan Rather….F Ya!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: u r A NERD
Me: come on these men are my heros
Birth Order Blues
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What is mom’s birth order?
December 3, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I love how mom says hey in this one. Funnier than the message itself.
December 3, 2009 at 11:56 pm
don’t find it funny at all.
December 4, 2009 at 9:36 pm
LOL, what possessed your mom to call you, “skank-a-sour?!”
December 8, 2009 at 3:40 pm
nol…..it’s not required for you to leave a comment if you don’t find a post funny. Nobody cares.
December 13, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Go team MandiO!
December 14, 2009 at 10:51 am