Comments on: The REAL Joy of Sex http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/ A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:42:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: cinoda http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14140 cinoda Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:27:27 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14140 Be careful girlfriend, Yo Mamma is going to stop emailing you if you keep posting her emails on here!! LOL... Good story. Be careful girlfriend, Yo Mamma is going to stop emailing you if you keep posting her emails on here!! LOL… Good story.

]]> By: yammy http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14137 yammy Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:01:07 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14137 Haha, Heather is the one needing a humour transplant, this mum is amazing :) Haha, Heather is the one needing a humour transplant, this mum is amazing :)

]]> By: gil http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14110 gil Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:54:50 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14110 Hey Bella, No worries -- I believe that's it's pretty much physically impossible and is a total urban myth:) Much easier to go with a vibrator! And same goes for the goldfish -- way too damn slippery! Hey Bella,

No worries — I believe that’s it’s pretty much physically impossible and is a total urban myth:) Much easier to go with a vibrator! And same goes for the goldfish — way too damn slippery!

]]> By: Bella C. http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14108 Bella C. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:14:09 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14108 Hamstering?! I've NEVER heard of hamstering but now I'm super fearful that animals were harmed during the making of that sex game...! Hamstering?!
I’ve NEVER heard of hamstering but now I’m super fearful that animals were harmed during the making of that sex game…!

]]> By: trialex http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14103 trialex Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:53:33 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14103 Anyone seen the classic Japanese movie "Tampopo"? Goldfish were used ... creatively ... there. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampopo Anyone seen the classic Japanese movie “Tampopo”? Goldfish were used … creatively … there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampopo

]]> By: gil http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14098 gil Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:46:47 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14098 From what an ex-boyfriend once told me, you practise tonguing grapes inside your mouth (I'm can't remember if you're supposed to try to peel them or what) to boost your proficiency at oral sex -- guess kind of like weight training for the tongue. The only thing I've ever read about goldfish was from a scene in the book "Lace" eons ago when the hot-but-cruel lover was using one to perform the vaginal sex version of hamstering. From what an ex-boyfriend once told me, you practise tonguing grapes inside your mouth (I’m can’t remember if you’re supposed to try to peel them or what) to boost your proficiency at oral sex — guess kind of like weight training for the tongue. The only thing I’ve ever read about goldfish was from a scene in the book “Lace” eons ago when the hot-but-cruel lover was using one to perform the vaginal sex version of hamstering.

]]> By: Sophie http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14094 Sophie Sun, 06 Dec 2009 14:08:35 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14094 Amen, Sam. I wish someone would explain on here what goldfish and green grapes have to do with the joy of sex... although maybe it's better if i don't know so that my view of them isn't altered forever! Amen, Sam. I wish someone would explain on here what goldfish and green grapes have to do with the joy of sex… although maybe it’s better if i don’t know so that my view of them isn’t altered forever!

]]> By: sam http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14082 sam Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:58:43 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14082 some of these comments are so bitchy (i'm looking at you, heather). go back and look at the comments on the original post, all of which were laughing at the mom's expense when really they just misinterpreted which part of the nylons was used. i think this mom sounds so cute! some of these comments are so bitchy (i’m looking at you, heather). go back and look at the comments on the original post, all of which were laughing at the mom’s expense when really they just misinterpreted which part of the nylons was used.

i think this mom sounds so cute!

]]> By: Terry Gladek http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14081 Terry Gladek Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:36:24 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14081 Bella - no explanations needed. It made me laugh. I read both books and I get it. Not the food part, but the whole idea. Your mom sounds fun. Bella – no explanations needed. It made me laugh. I read both books and I get it. Not the food part, but the whole idea. Your mom sounds fun.

]]> By: Bella C. http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14075 Bella C. Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:22:32 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14075 Oh, also, to Heather - it helps get the tone of the first part to know how my mom talks...the "hello!" was in her "teenager" voice...the fake valley girl voice she made up to sound like I did when I was 16 and I'd say something like "well, hell-O, like, duh!" I should've put that in the background to make it seem less confrontational and laid back but I didn't know how to explain it short. I don't summarize well! lol Oh, also, to Heather – it helps get the tone of the first part to know how my mom talks…the “hello!” was in her “teenager” voice…the fake valley girl voice she made up to sound like I did when I was 16 and I’d say something like “well, hell-O, like, duh!” I should’ve put that in the background to make it seem less confrontational and laid back but I didn’t know how to explain it short. I don’t summarize well! lol

]]> By: Bella C. http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14074 Bella C. Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:14:31 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14074 Heather - Better sense of humor for what? Some of the comments on the other post could be taken as kinda mean...And she ended by saying something funny enough that this post could get on the site too! Juno - she swears she read about it! And later asked well did I want to know why about the goldfish and grapes...! So far I've declined but I may need to find out now I guess cause all I can imagine is that people can feed eachother grapes in bed so maybe the really kinky people feed eachother goldfish in bed? LOL Heather – Better sense of humor for what? Some of the comments on the other post could be taken as kinda mean…And she ended by saying something funny enough that this post could get on the site too!
Juno – she swears she read about it! And later asked well did I want to know why about the goldfish and grapes…! So far I’ve declined but I may need to find out now I guess cause all I can imagine is that people can feed eachother grapes in bed so maybe the really kinky people feed eachother goldfish in bed? LOL

]]> By: Heather http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14073 Heather Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:17:39 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14073 Wow! Sounds like mom needs a better sense of humor! Wow! Sounds like mom needs a better sense of humor!

]]> By: Juno http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14069 Juno Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:27:04 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14069 Oops. I meant to add: . . . and I don't remember goldfish or grapes being involved. I think your mom still has some explaining to do. Oops. I meant to add:

. . . and I don’t remember goldfish or grapes being involved. I think your mom still has some explaining to do.

]]> By: Juno http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14068 Juno Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:26:21 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14068 I've read them both. I’ve read them both.

]]> By: MRS MS http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14066 MRS MS Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:53:25 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14066 Eeww!! Eeww!!

]]> By: S http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14064 S Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:42:40 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14064 DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT!

]]> By: P http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14062 P Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:15:55 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14062 I was traumatized when I found my mom's "Joy of Sex" book! I was traumatized when I found my mom’s “Joy of Sex” book!

]]> By: Amy http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/04/the-real-joy-of-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14060 Amy Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:07:27 +0000 http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5371#comment-14060 goldfish?!?! goldfish?!?!

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