Backstory: This was in response to an e-mail I sent her that had funny clippings from newspapers. The one we’re referring to said, “Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito.”
Me: My favorite is the one about the baby found in the trash can that turned out to be a burrito.
Mom: You looked a lot like a burrito when you were a baby. A really cute burrito, though.
Me: what kind of burrito? Was I like a comforting bean and cheese burrito, a salty fried carne asada burrito, or a disappointing machaca burrito?
Mom: Oh, I’m sorry. I mis-spoke. Or mis-typed.
It was your DIAPER that looked like a cute burrito. YOU looked like an adorable monkey.
Don’t ask me what type of monkey besides being a lovable monkey. xoxo
When I tell my girlfriend she looks like an adorable monkey, she gets all mad at me.
December 5, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I’m glad I’m not that only one that looked like a monkey!
December 6, 2009 at 10:54 am
My mom said my newborn niece looked like a little loaf of bread. Is that similar?
December 6, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Now I really want a burrito.
December 6, 2009 at 2:50 pm
my mom said i was born with fur all covering my ears! they were worried i was going to be a hairy monkey forever. (luckily that is not the case!)
December 6, 2009 at 5:23 pm
My grandpa said I looked like a little underdone meatloaf because I was so red in the face.
An hour later, of course, I could have been a baby model because he was so smitten. (I was the first grandbaby!)
December 7, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Tell your mother I want to adopt her!
December 10, 2009 at 9:48 pm
A race where monkeys wear burritos? Keep your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!
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