I want no one spending more money just LOTS of cooking & a ride to look @ Christmas lights with not one word of bickering between your sisters! no one gets car sick or complains about the temp. or reads a book instead of looking @ lights & saying Ah h h h. O & I am not the driver! I demand many back rubs & foot rubs too! O & we must go to bars too bad [youngest sister] probably does not have a fake ID. that is my list maybe to go the movies too! LOL
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BEST. CHRISTMAS LIST. EVER!!!
December 6, 2009 at 6:51 pm
About halfway through I started thinking, “can’t I just buy you a sweater?”
December 7, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Pretty awesome I must say – FYI, if a few of you are at a bar together as a family your mum can vouch for the youngest one and it should be fine; just don’t have her order the drinks – get one person to go to the bar and take them back to the table. (Works for my family ;))
December 10, 2009 at 9:45 pm