Mom: how much snow in chicago?
Me: none really, it’s just wet outside
Mom: here its colder than a witches tit and blowing 50 mph
Me: oh my. so at what temp is it as cold as a witches tit?
Mom: 23 w/50mph wchill12
That’s a Scientific Measurement
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Hahahahaha! Love it!
December 11, 2009 at 12:02 pm
haha cute!! When I went to Colorado a few months ago, I sent a postcard to my work in Texas and wrote that it was colder than a witches tit. It is still posted up in the office. They all asked how cold a witches tit was, too.
December 11, 2009 at 4:48 pm
In our family the expression is “witch’s tit in a brass brassiere” – even colder, I guess!
December 19, 2009 at 7:36 pm