Working Mom’s Last Nerve

Backstory: C & J are a couple that get on my mother’s nerves a bit.  She had dinner with them last night.

Mom: I’m trapped with C and J and I can’t get out.
Mom: Help me.  Puhleeze.
Me: What could I do to help??
Mom: Teleport me to Chicago?  Puhleeze?
Mom: Hhhheeeeelllllllppppppp.
Mom: Aaaarrrrgh, shoot me.
Me: Sorry mom! Good luck!
Mom: Thanx?!  I’m already in the dog house because i’m not a dog lover. Ssssshhhh.
Mom: Kill me. Kill me. KILL ME! Seriously.

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    • 1.  ame i.

      Doesn’t Mom know by now that death never comes when we want it the most;)
      Your Mom is a hoot.

      December 14, 2009 at 10:14 pm

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Love, Mom