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Me: Do you want to hear my new favorite joke?
Mom: Of course.
Me: ok, what do vegan zombies eat?
Mom: What?
Me: GRAAAINS! GRAAAINS!
Me: Ha ha!!
Mom: Ha ha!!!
Me: I love it.
Mom: Well, actually, I don’t get it.
Me: They eat grains instead of brains because they’re vegan.
Mom: Do zombies usually eat brains?
Me: Yeah, that’s what zombies eat. Are you not up on your zombie literature?
Mom: I guess not. But I learn something new every day! Now, what’s a vegan?

Tagged: jokes, vegans, zombies

Posted on 12.21.2009 at 9:30 am

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1. Trixie

I love this mom! And the joke too!

December 21, 2009 at 10:37 am

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2. Freddie

Ahahaha, I love this one!

December 21, 2009 at 10:43 am

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3. wendy

Great joke!

December 21, 2009 at 11:50 am

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4. Terry

Very funny.

December 21, 2009 at 11:54 am

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5. katzkid

LOL!

December 21, 2009 at 12:43 pm

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6. KelE

Ha ha! So great!

December 21, 2009 at 2:49 pm

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7. LT

I couldn’t help it, I had to tell the joke to my mom. She had no idea what zombies normally ate either! Thanks for the laugh :)

December 21, 2009 at 5:08 pm

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8. Karen

how weird… a friend just sent me a video in which he was feeding his baby, and he was saying eat your riiiiice! and your graiiins! and i made a joke about the whole graiiins braiiins thing… and now I see this post! It’s like you went through my emails! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

December 22, 2009 at 5:41 pm

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9. Kay

After seeing this, I tried telling the joke to my mom and pretty much wound up having this exact same conversation.

December 24, 2009 at 8:08 am

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10. Rosie

How odd – I spontaneously came up with that exact same joke months ago.

Nerdy minds think alike!

January 8, 2010 at 5:43 am

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Love, Mom

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