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Hi dearios,
Please hold open Monday, December 28 at 7:30 p.m.
We are going to see the Nutcracker at Centre in the Square.
I was able to get each of you a small part on stage. You will just be part of the children’s chorus and you can just wear your best dress and flat shoes.
love, Mom
Backstory: I recently stumbled on a birth order website, and noticed how accurate it was for me and my sisters. I felt the need to share it with our mother.
Me: you there
Mom: hi skank-a-sour
Me: hi..read this: birthorderandpersonality.com
its sooo accurate
Mom: omg so true. weaknesses are dead on!
tend to be selfish with possesions and attention.
Me: wow. did you learn to copy and paste?
Mom: yes i did and i love it
Me: Famous first born children: Walter Conkrite, Dan Rather….F Ya!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: u r A NERD
Me: come on these men are my heros
Backstory: There has been an ongoing battle between my mum and my father (her now ex-husband) and his family
But I swear to god I will outlive all of them and dance on their graves.
Love ya chicken
Mum xx
Backstory: I had asked what was for dinner.
Well, I paid for steak which we did not eat last night and I will not be here tomorrow because I have a meeting at 5:30..Then, I also bought a pork roast, which I had tapped for Wed. Plus, there are turkey sausages for turkey lasagna…Then, I have another meeting Friday… When would you be here tonight? Plus, I am ordering Christmas gifts and planning when to buy the donations for the giving tre…And I have not even bought anything for you ,daddy, etc….When would you arrive? Tonight is the football game.
Backstory: For halloween I cut off the toe part of some black striped tights to make them into arm warmers and one of them ended up on the floor in my room.
Um…
I’ve never seen one, so I don’t know what one looks like, but I found this black nylon THING on your bedroom floor. Is it a condom?!
Don’t call your father to wish him Happy Birthday! I convinced him it was tomorrow because I forgot. Sigh.
