I was sitting at the airport tonight, waiting to pick up your Aunt, and I saw a car with a bumper sticker I didn’t understand. I wrote it down so I could ask you. It said, “if I wanted a Hummer, I would have married your sister.” What does that mean? I thought a Hummer was a big car. I asked your Aunt and she didn’t understand it either. Can you enlighten us?
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Okay, but seriously, what the hell does that mean?
January 3, 2010 at 3:23 pm
fellatio in which the person performing the act vibrates their mouth by humming
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hummer
January 3, 2010 at 3:41 pm
From Urban Dictionary: http://tinyurl.com/q6wtd
January 3, 2010 at 6:36 pm
How come mom can email but can’t google? And was she raised under a cabbage leaf?
January 3, 2010 at 8:49 pm
That was my thought, Daisey.
January 3, 2010 at 11:05 pm
I have to know – what was your response?
January 5, 2010 at 3:29 pm
First, let me correct this – the sticker said “bought your sister” not “married your sister.” Which makes it even better.
I simply said, “Mom, hummer is a slang term for a blow job. Did you guys hit any traffic on the way home?”
January 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm
oh….i didn’t know it was slang for anything….
January 10, 2010 at 10:29 pm