I thought a Hummer was a big car

I was sitting at the airport tonight, waiting to pick up your Aunt, and I saw a car with a bumper sticker I didn’t understand. I wrote it down so I could ask you. It said, “if I wanted a Hummer, I would have married your sister.” What does that mean? I thought a Hummer was a big car. I asked your Aunt and she didn’t understand it either. Can you enlighten us?

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      Okay, but seriously, what the hell does that mean?

      January 3, 2010 at 3:23 pm

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      That was my thought, Daisey.

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      I have to know – what was your response?

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