Mom: did you read about my milf “oops”?
Me: hahaha yup, what did the menu really say??
Mom: it was just everyone was asking what this and that on the menu said, as you do, and J said to Z ‘did you say milf’, and i thought she was asking about the menu so I asked the (very young) waiter what it was. . .
Me: bahahahaha
you cougar
Mom: he said it was a milk dessert thing. . . and then said i should watch American Pie or some such . . after he left, they filled me in. . oops oops