Mom: Your father weighed himself today and was complaining because he’s up half a pound. I’ve told him he’s only supposed to weigh himself once a week, though.
Me: yeah, otherwise there’s too much variation
Me: I always weigh myself first thing in the morning so I’m lighter.
Mom: You’re supposed to wait until after you poo. He didn’t wait until he’d pooed.
Me: Um
Mom: You get up in the morning, have a cup of tea, poo, and then weigh yourself.
How to Weigh Yourself
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diet advice from dr. mom! i love it
January 14, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Why do moms always like to talk about poo so much? They just can’t help themselves.
January 14, 2010 at 3:05 pm
I’m pretty sure I’ve had this exact same conversation with my mom.
January 15, 2010 at 3:55 pm