Backstory: my friend had text my mother saying “get her to stop singing to us” while on a roadtrip because they all hate how horrible of a singer i am, even though i’m convinced i’m great.
Mom: Will you please stop singing to them? I’m trying to work and keep getting texts that you’re annoying the shit out of them. Besides, you’re awful.
Me: Mom..clearly i was born to entertain.
Mom: yeah…maybe with your clothes off.
Very funny mom!
January 21, 2010 at 9:41 am
OMG!! Can I be adopted by your mom? She is awesome!
January 21, 2010 at 10:07 am
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! This is the type of relationship that I have with my mom!
January 21, 2010 at 11:47 am
Tacky, but hilarious. Sounds like something I would say.
January 21, 2010 at 12:44 pm
LOVE IT!!! Best one yet – your mom rocks!
January 21, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I wish MY mom was like that… (well, not for this reason, but, you know what I mean)
January 21, 2010 at 1:44 pm
To the person who posted this who thinks they can sing, did you ever try out for American Idol? Sounds like you would fit right in with all the other people who think they can sing and are terrible!!!
LOL
January 21, 2010 at 4:45 pm
hahaha, no i promise i will never try out for idol, for all of america’s sake….. too funny this actually made it on here, and yes, my mom is something else!
January 22, 2010 at 2:18 am
What a nice, sarcastic mother!
January 22, 2010 at 9:05 am
This actually made me laugh out loud.
January 22, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Very funny post! Too cute that the friends text the Mom to try to get the singer to stop! Good Mom, fun daughter and great friends!
January 22, 2010 at 5:36 pm