Mom: I had ome margarita 5 hours ago and I am still loopy.
Me: One, huh?
Mom: Well I tried to spell it, but I am also tanked on Ambien so goodnight, smart ass.
Me: TANKED! HA!
Mom: A mother on Ambien is altogether different than a mother. With that said, I am retiring to my bedchambers. Unfortunately McSteamy will not be joining.
My mom was under the table at the Pizza Hut after one beer! I also inherited the low tolerance and can “feel” half a mixed drink.
January 28, 2010 at 12:31 pm
I have some SERIOUS questions about McSteamy…I can’t even type I’m laughing so hard!
February 11, 2010 at 10:07 pm