Mom: One of the boys at school found my home phone number and called and left a dirty message about what he wants to do with my ass.
Me: Really?? What did he say?
Mom: I don’t know something about he wants to pop it, or spank it.
Why would he like my ass?
Me: What exactly did it say, humor me.
Mom: Yo, Mrs.— I’m going to pop a cap in your ass.
Me: Omg Mom that means he wants to kill you.
Mom: Really? I thought he liked me.
Head of the (Cl)ass
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Aw, poor mom!
January 29, 2010 at 10:14 am
Oh, my.
January 29, 2010 at 12:46 pm
wow…scary.
January 29, 2010 at 2:38 pm
A friend of mine called a random number from a pay phone in our high school and did that on an answering machine. His was just a joke, but they figured out it was him and still he narrowly escaped prosecution for making death threats. Hopefully someone can get this kid some help because he is obviously not playing with a full deck.
January 30, 2010 at 1:12 am
I’m with you Dory, not funny and quite frightening.
January 30, 2010 at 10:49 am
too funny!! x
February 1, 2010 at 6:35 am
WOAH! Does she know who this kid is?! Call the cops!
February 1, 2010 at 9:25 am
I’d kick the crap out of a kid if he threatened my mother >:(
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