Please be careful on the streets of Toronto, too many accidents lately. Remember to cross at the crosswalks, preferably with a group of fat people on either side of you.
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That sounds like something my mother would say!
January 29, 2010 at 10:21 pm
Personally I prefer to cross with people pushing strollers. ;)
January 29, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Mean Mama!
January 30, 2010 at 12:12 am
LOL!!! Mom’s are so funny. Um, hope she was joking?
January 31, 2010 at 9:52 am
Wow, I had never considered fat people bumpers in cross walks. What an idea mom. I would have never thought of that one. Hope it will make all us fat people feel useful now, we can block the skinny people from getting hit bar a car. Now my life is complete if only I could lay down my life in a cross walk for some skinny person. Thank you.
February 1, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Get over yourself. Lighten up. It’s a fucking joke.
And btw, I am not a skinny person, and I thought it was funny.
Do you not have a life that you would get offended by this?
Geez.
August 7, 2010 at 1:14 am
Hehehe, funny mommy. Tsk, tsk, though.
February 4, 2010 at 11:17 am
Seriously, that is the funniest thing I think I’ve ever read on-line.
JRG, your comments pushed me over the edge. My guts hurt!
February 6, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Haha, this is freaking great. I’m fat and I can laugh at this, so anyone who get’s butt-hurt over this is just a little too sensitive.
March 6, 2010 at 11:05 pm
Exactly!!!! People need to get a sense of humor.
August 7, 2010 at 1:14 am
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copyright violation? My website has many exclusive content I’ve either written myself or
outsourced but it really seems a lot of it is popping it all
over the web without my authorization. Do you know any techniques to aid reduce content from being stolen? I’d really appreciate it.
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