How to Cross the Street

Please be careful on the streets of Toronto, too many accidents lately. Remember to cross at the crosswalks, preferably with a group of fat people on either side of you.

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    • 1.  Fanboy Wife

      That sounds like something my mother would say!

      January 29, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    • 2.  Anne

      Personally I prefer to cross with people pushing strollers. ;)

      January 29, 2010 at 11:32 pm

    • 3.  Terry

      Mean Mama!

      January 30, 2010 at 12:12 am

    • 4.  Sarah

      LOL!!! Mom’s are so funny. Um, hope she was joking?

      January 31, 2010 at 9:52 am

    • 5.  JRG

      Wow, I had never considered fat people bumpers in cross walks. What an idea mom. I would have never thought of that one. Hope it will make all us fat people feel useful now, we can block the skinny people from getting hit bar a car. Now my life is complete if only I could lay down my life in a cross walk for some skinny person. Thank you.

      February 1, 2010 at 4:56 pm

      • 5.1  Mrs. Sixx

        Get over yourself. Lighten up. It’s a fucking joke.

        And btw, I am not a skinny person, and I thought it was funny.

        Do you not have a life that you would get offended by this?

        Geez.

        August 7, 2010 at 1:14 am

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    • 6.  Anna

      Hehehe, funny mommy. Tsk, tsk, though.

      February 4, 2010 at 11:17 am

    • 7.  ness

      Seriously, that is the funniest thing I think I’ve ever read on-line.
      JRG, your comments pushed me over the edge. My guts hurt!

      February 6, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    • 8.  Nano

      Haha, this is freaking great. I’m fat and I can laugh at this, so anyone who get’s butt-hurt over this is just a little too sensitive.

      March 6, 2010 at 11:05 pm

      • 8.1  Mrs. Sixx

        Exactly!!!! People need to get a sense of humor.

        August 7, 2010 at 1:14 am

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