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Mom: Hi pumpkin!

AIM away message: Hi Mom, since you haven’t yet grasped aim fully, I just want you to know, I’m not ignoring you. this is an automatic pop up when I’m not here, please don’t leave anymore passive aggressive messages for me to return to.

Mom: well did you have to put that up for the world to see?

Mom: Why aren’t you answering me? You just wrote something 2 seconds ago. Where did you go?

Tagged: AIM, away messages, IMing

Posted on 01.29.2010 at 9:30 am

RATING: 232 add 1

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1. vintage_schwinn

This is a riot!

January 29, 2010 at 10:01 am

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2. Jess

OMG- That is hilarious! Bless her heart!

January 29, 2010 at 10:10 am

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3. Trixie

That is AWESOME!!!

January 29, 2010 at 10:12 am

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4. Terry

Love, love, love this!!!

January 29, 2010 at 12:45 pm

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5. katzkid

TOO FUNNY! Amazing what they do and do not understand.

January 29, 2010 at 2:36 pm

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6. amandashea17

Oh man this is too funny. I laughed out loud.

January 29, 2010 at 9:12 pm

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7. That Kind of Girl

This is MAGICAL.

January 31, 2010 at 9:11 pm

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8. Lizzie

oh i adore this!! TOO TOO FUNNY!!! x

February 1, 2010 at 6:33 am

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9. Kelli

I definitely laughed out loud at this one

February 1, 2010 at 3:10 pm

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10. CJ

So funny!! I can picture my mom saying the same thing. Thanks for sharing!

February 5, 2010 at 5:23 pm

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11. breedemandweep

Words cannot express how fantastic this one is. Oh dear God, yes, yes.

February 5, 2010 at 7:42 pm

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