mom: What are you doing today/tonight?
me: I am going to emily’s for domino’s night
mom: Are you playing regular old dominoes?
me: no, we’re ordering regular old domino’s PIZZA
mom: oh….that company who hates anyone but catholic conservatives etc.
me: oh geez
let me have my pizza!
mom: I hate dominos and I would never eat it. I mean he is anti everything liberal..Catholic radio station, that king of kings church on his property, the convent! The strict catholic school. He even has his own village in Florida. I would GAG on that pizza…positively gag? Have you ever heard of Gino’s?
me: yes, but domino’s is cheap
mom: Thin crust?
me: I just want to eat my friday night pizza!!
mom: Here I thought you were playing dominoes. Which also would have been weird
me: I didn’t realize I was such a pizza disappointment. I’ll hate myself a little more with every bite
mom: oh good. I did my job
There’s No Such Thing As Just Enjoying Pizza
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Poor daughter. Sometimes a cheap pizza is just a cheap pizza!
February 2, 2010 at 9:34 am
THIS is an awesome Mom.
February 2, 2010 at 11:42 am
You and your mom were both EXCELLENT in the end. Loved it! Thanks for sharing!
February 2, 2010 at 12:43 pm
I just drove by Ave Maria, FL yesterday (that Catholic town) and my mom goes, “some pizza guy or something started it…..”
February 2, 2010 at 1:44 pm
If it’s any consolation to the daughter, Domino’s pizza guy sold the business.
February 2, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Your mother is ALWAYS right (mostly). She’s trying to raise an enlightened consumer. You express your opinion about a business’s ethics and politics by buying their products – or not.
Don’t buy from dicks.
February 2, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Love how this wrapped up – sounds just a little Catholic, though!
@Sybann – So true.
February 2, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Totally on the mom’s side on this one…
February 2, 2010 at 6:43 pm
gotta love evolved moms :)
February 2, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Where the heck do you live? Dominoes here is EXPENSIVE! At least… expensive for the teeny “large” pizzas they give out.
February 10, 2010 at 1:56 am
I know nothing about the dominos guy, so I have no info on him or his ideas in particular…but what is so horrible about being Catholic? Or orthodox Catholic? And I went to a pretty awesome Catholic school…
June 17, 2010 at 12:51 am