Mom: [Friend] bought a necklace exactly like one I bought last month, and that is so wrong and I am pissed.
Mom: and she did that with our dining room set too
Mom: so annoying
Mom: don’t you think that is wrong?
Me: yes why would she want to wear the same thing as you!
Mom: because she wants to be me
Mom: grrrr
Mom: k byeeeee going to her house for greek food and stalking of me
Me: haha okay bye
Mom: she will probably eat like me, dress like me, and talk like me soon. Beware of my doppelganger!