How to Date-Text Your Mom

Backstory: I was on a dinner date and texted my mother while he was in the bathroom.

Me: He is such a good door opener.
Mom: Tati
Me: Tati??
Mom: Yay!!!
Me: Oh
Mom: Bahahahahahaha
Me: Hahahahahahah you are a silly ho
Me: And we are at a fancy restaraunt!!!
Mom: Does he know you’re texting?
Mom: Use your napkin

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    • 1.  KelE

      I am missing something!

      February 14, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    • 2.  mila

      Me too, I have no idea what she’s talking about!

      February 14, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    • 3.  Sharon

      what’s not to get?

      February 14, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    • 4.  Angie K

      what the hell? I don’t understand this at all. WTF does “tati” mean?

      February 14, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    • 5.  Sharon

      I think she was trying to type “Yay” but typed Tati instead.

      February 14, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    • 6.  Fanboy Wife

      I have no idea what they’re talking about either. Is the daughter texting her mother while she is on the date? I get annoyed when people have such little respect for the people they are with that they pull out their phones and start to send text messages. I see couples on dates like that, and I just don’t get it.

      February 15, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    • 7.  John

      The backstory says that she texted her mother while her date was in the bathroom. (I get annoyed with people who can’t read) :)

      February 15, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    • 8.  Jill D

      Fanboy Wife, I bet the daughter also thinks it’s inapropriate to text when you’re out with somebody – that’s why she respectfully waited ’til her date was in the bathroom.

      February 16, 2010 at 6:59 am

    • 9.  k

      i’m surprised no one is concerned about someone calling her mother a “silly ho”… i guess people have different types of relationships with their parents, but my mom would NOT stand for that.

      February 16, 2010 at 9:29 am

    • 10.  KelE

      I still don’t get this one. What is tati?

      February 16, 2010 at 11:33 am

    • 11.  jude

      Tati seems to be a typo for “Yay”. It still isn’t very funny, however. Unless there’s something else I’m missing out on.

      February 16, 2010 at 11:58 am

    • 12.  sam

      “k,” as i have grown up, my mom and i joke around like that, and i love it. people who are around when we joke w/ each other are often somewhat jealous of the type of relationship i have w/ my mom. why do you have to nitpick on someone’s relationship? at least they get along, a lot of mother/daughters wish they had that.

      February 16, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    • 13.  Fanboy Wife

      I’m not illiterate. I just hope she put the phone away before he came back from the bathroom. My main complaint was that I have seen many couples on dates where one or both parties are texting away instead of enjoying each other’s company.

      February 16, 2010 at 7:07 pm

    • 14.  Kayden

      I feel so much happier now I unedrtasnd all this. Thanks!

      May 7, 2011 at 6:34 am

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