Backstory: D is my former stepfather that neither of us are too fond of.
Me: I saw Mildred Pierce today and I’ve already seen Lolita. Are these movies the reason you never brought your really hot boyfriends over while I was living there?
Mom: what do you mean? How hot was D?
Me: that’s what I’m saying. You were hiding all the hot ones around because you knew I’d seduce them
If you brought them around.
Mom: I had no other choice!