Backstory: My mom was forced to see David Cassidy in concert, hated it, and wrote him a letter. This is an excerpt.
You stated several times during the night that you were sick with some unknown illness. I can only assume that that illness consisted of having a large head, small penis and being a huge ass. I cannot believe a person like you exists and I am quite curious to know what the hell is wrong with you.
I have been going to concerts for 30 years and I am thankful that I can finally say, with all sincerity, that your performance was the worst, most horrible and utterly insufferable concert I have ever seen in my entire life.
President of the I Can’t Stand David Cassidy Fan Club