Mom: Don’t forget to look through your sister’s old bras to see if any fit you. They don’t fit her anymore (since her recent weight gain, ahem) but I figured you could take some.
Me: Looking through right now… Uh these are def too big for me :/
Mom: Well you could always take them anyways just in case.
Me: In case of what?
Mom: I dunno, maybe one day you’ll get a boob job and need some bigger bras.
Me: Are you saying I need a boob job? Gee thanks.
Mom: ya never know


















mom sounds like a biotch
February 22, 2010 at 12:26 am
haha actually, she promptly started laughing as she said this, it just happened to be the first thing she could think of to my response of them being too big and her wanting to get rid of them
February 22, 2010 at 1:40 am
i agree with number one. i mean… what is she… Unitarian or something?
February 22, 2010 at 2:19 am
I hear a great sense of humor in your mother’s comments. She must be a lot of fun to live with.
February 22, 2010 at 9:21 am
hi mom :)
February 22, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Love you two! I thought this exchange was hilarious. All meant in fun, people, all meant in fun.
February 23, 2010 at 12:43 pm
This sounds so much like my Mom. I’m trying to teach her that sometimes it’s OK to just throw things away.
February 22, 2010 at 9:49 am
unbelievable what some people will say about someone’s mother. “she sounds like a bitch”??
i think this mom is hilar!
February 23, 2010 at 12:23 am
I think momma can handle it.
February 23, 2010 at 1:24 pm