Fart Credit

hey bub- got dad to & from the surgery center- he had no pollips or anything of any concern. They told him that the procedure filled him with air and the faster he could pass it out, the faster we could leave. The nurse said, “Just rip ‘em!” and boy- he did! all the recovering people were just in a big room with curtains seperating them- the lady next to your dad was having a terrible time coming out of the anesthesia and expelling her gas. Her husband kept trying to get her to stay awake & to fart- every time your dad farted, he thought it was her & the husband would brag on her, She’d just say, “that wasn’t me.” I got tickled after a few times of her getting the credit for all dad’s farts!

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    • 1.  Dessert lover

      Ew, pollips is a horrible misspelling. It makes me think of lips or lollipops. Ewwwww.

      February 25, 2010 at 4:39 pm

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    • 2.  Jacqui

      my mom just recently told me a similar story! i can’t wait to become old enough to experience the colonoscopy recovery process myself!

      February 26, 2010 at 2:52 pm

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    • 3.  Alyxmyself

      This has to be from Arkansas.

      February 27, 2010 at 7:57 pm

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Love, Mom