Yes, your father & I will attend your wedding. Many have received their invitation and have mentioned it to me, so they have been successfully delivered. Hopefully you are getting a good response on your end.
I hope your two broken arms and sprained fingers heal soon so that you may telephone us once again.
Sigh.
Love you!
Mom
Sounds just like something I would say, although I might also be worried that child had fallen and has a concussion resulting in amnesia… can’t remember mom’s phone number and/or how to dial the phone.
February 25, 2010 at 12:01 pm
I almost fell off my chair reading this! HILARIOUS! You should also submit to PassiveAggressive Notes. You’re mother should offer lessons, the way she just slipped that in there, brilliant!
February 25, 2010 at 3:50 pm
LOL — very good!
February 25, 2010 at 4:54 pm
I like the whole “You never call me” claim from my parents/grandparents, to which I respond “The phone works both ways.”
February 26, 2010 at 11:06 am
Please tell me I will be different in 20 years time… Probably not :-)
March 2, 2010 at 7:30 am