Can you email me how to save something from my excel file to a disk? I don’t want anyone here to know how dumb I am.
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At least the email wasn’t set to self-destruct!
February 28, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Soooo awesome! Sounds like an email MY mother would send! HILARIOUS!
March 1, 2010 at 3:01 pm
sorry we didn’t grow up w/ computers you elitists !!!! i did however raise a family while working, going to school fulltime, took careof a house, cars, maintenance people and dealing w/ a dickhead husband on 5-6 hours sleep and smiled most of the time !!!! how many of u can do that?? didn’t think so. i know i could’ve easily mastered computers, etc. if all i had to do was take care of myself… u should grow up and show some respect
March 4, 2010 at 9:17 am
Deborah… Chill out woman! I think she posted it because of “swallow the email” being funny. Not because of the mom not knowing how to save. If you’re bitter, you should try therapy, not yelling at us.
March 19, 2010 at 1:39 pm