Last week, we had a mom who was down with all the slang the kids are using these days, one who was encouraging her daughter to take up the oldest profession, and another who thought that condoms might be good for her son’s care package.

1. Thought You’d Appreciate My Coolness
2. Hockey Problems
3. Show and…Vibe?
4. The Happy Hooker?
5. Snuggle Time Coming Right Up
6. Agree To Disagree
7. What Goes Into a College Guy’s Care Package
8. Maybe I Can Get Dreads
9. Think About It
10. Mass Intensity