Hope you are having a great day. I don’t remember having such a great day about this time 27 years ago! (My exact quote: “Give me drugs, I don’t care if she is brain damaged for life.”) But I love you anyway. I’ll call this evening. Love, Mom
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HA! My mom said something similar on my birthday – I was an emergency c-section, and when the nurse came in to tell my mother, “I’m sorry, but it looks like we’re going to have to take you in for surgery,” she told them, “I don’t care! Cut its head off! JUST GET IT OUT OF ME!”
Little did she know that I would grow up to be her best friend. :)
March 10, 2010 at 4:05 pm
My mom said “Get it out” too! Hahahahhaha
March 10, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Amused–that is the sweetest thing I’ve ever read–the best friend part, not the cutting off the head part :-)
March 10, 2010 at 7:05 pm
My mother reminds me EVERY birthday that on the day I was born the doctor came in sipping a milkshake complaining that he couldn’t finish his lunch… and that when she woke up (fully knocked out for the C-Section) her words were ‘what did I have… if its a girl I’ll keep it, if its a boy send it back’…. awe thanks mom… warm fuzzies!
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