Friend With Benefits

Dear L:

I need you to treat me with more respect.  Instead of treating me as your mother, please treat me as you would a friend with benefits.

-Mom

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    • 1.  NayNay

      Please tell me that you explained to your mother exactly what she just said.

      March 15, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    • 2.  E

      shouldn’t a mom get wayy more respect than a friend with benefits? maybe i’ve fried my brain from studying all day, but this doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me….

      March 15, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    • 3.  h

      hahaha Oh, mom.

      March 16, 2010 at 3:53 am

    • 4.  T

      NO! I will not! *runs away screaming*

      March 17, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    • 5.  Victor

      Oh my. Lets hope she doesn’t know what she said.

      March 17, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    • 6.  LizZiz

      Oh, mom.

      March 20, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    • 7.  jamie

      Aww poor mom, she just thought it meant a friend and a half. My mom recently found a comment on my facebook where a crude friend had wrote “wanna play the game of just the tip?” my cute lil mom said, how do all your friends in Colorado know about the tip? (The tourist point at the end of Long Beach Island, NJ)

      March 25, 2010 at 3:29 am

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Love, Mom