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Mom: i was just looking for gardeners
Mom: zoe told me she doesn’t want to come and plant flowers for me anymore
Me: why not?
Me: because you never say anything nice about her?
Mom: because she’s ugly?

Tagged: frenemies, gardening

Posted on 03.21.2010 at 12:30 pm

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1. Diane

Who recorded our conversations? That’s illegal….

March 23, 2010 at 11:48 pm

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