Backstory: I’m the out-of-work Democratic daughter of Republican parents.

Did you apply for unemployment, by the way?  or do you still not qualify? Dad has paid into this program for years and paid a fortune doing so, so take advantage of it, please!!  (This does not make him a liberal, rather one of those whom the government is trying to redistribute his wealth, so it might as well be redistributed to you.)

Instead of iron cookware, would you like the mechanized toothbrush for
your birthday?
Lots of questions, need answers.
Love, MOM