Various Unsavory Acts

That’s wonderful that the owners of the house you sitting don’t mind you having friends over. If I lived closer I would definitely visit to use the sauna. Inventions like that make me wish I’d held out for a doctor instead of Daddy, but don’t tell Daddy! I kid. A little. Will Mark be joining you any during your stay there? I would feel more at ease if he would join you for a few nights a week. I suggest this due to the unsavory acts of robbers; they may have already scoped out this house to rob!

PS: do not have sex in the pool w/ Mark. It is very dirty and will only lead to negative consequences “down there.”

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    • 1.  JRG

      I have heard the same about doing it in a hotub, especially if it is shared with other people, never know what kind of critters are swimming around looking for a new home. lol

      April 8, 2010 at 11:48 am

    • 2.  Terry

      “Down there.” I love that. So lady-like “/

      April 8, 2010 at 12:10 pm

      • 2.1  Court

        I like to think she whispered it while cupping her hands around her mouth.

        April 8, 2010 at 6:25 pm

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      • 2.2  Lyadonn

        Cupping her mouth with one hand and daintily gesturing to her “lady bits” with the other :)

        April 14, 2010 at 11:15 pm

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