Backstory: this is what I received after telling my parents they were ridiculous (I missed two texts from my mother [within 10 minutes of each other] and then received a text from my father an hour later telling me to respond to my mother)
Well. We have two options here. I could be deeply offended and stop being concerned when I contact you and 8 hours later you haven’t found 1 spare minute to get back to me. OR I could ignore your umbridge and continue to care enough about your welfare to risk your anger and pester you until I get some sort of response that would let me know that you haven’t fallen in your apartment where you are alone, hit your head, and are laying unconscious and no one knows because you are not expected anywhere. Sorry for your luck to have a parent that worries.


















LMAO! Too funny!!
April 9, 2010 at 4:15 pm
My parents told me that they’d continue to check up on me and worry when I don’t respond immediately until they, “marry me off.”
April 9, 2010 at 5:46 pm
my mom does this to me… except she isn’t worried about me falling and being unconscious. it’s more along the lines of “you don’t love me anymore or care about me.”
sigh.
April 9, 2010 at 6:17 pm
I would have made your mom nuts. I just floated in and out, and of course, this was before 24/7 opportunities for communication (cell phones, email, etc.).
Still, very funny.
April 10, 2010 at 2:28 pm
I had this “conversation” many times with my daughter! It is so good and comforting to know I am not the only one!
April 16, 2010 at 10:38 am
omgosh wow i never would have survived in your house. i dont think i had to answer for anything i did/anywhere i went past the age of like 15. although now that im 25 and have moved across country she does like at least a text a week
April 17, 2010 at 3:45 am
I take umbrage at the misspelling of “umbrage”.
April 25, 2010 at 3:42 am
haha I do too. I thought I was reading a freaking Harry Potter book there for a second (not that there’s anything wrong with that.
August 1, 2010 at 8:39 pm
I actually did fall, hit my head and go unconscious the other night. Luckily I woke up on my own, but I can see why moms freak out about that kind of thing now!
May 16, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Tracy you should see a dr just in case! Scary!
May 17, 2010 at 9:24 am