Backstory: my father made the mistake of asking my mom why she was so tired…
I am tired of picking up laundry that is lying in the hall I am tired of cooking, cleaning, dishwashers, washing machines, dryers and the HELL of laundry in general!
I am tired of steering, looking, pushing the gas pedal, inconsiderate asshole% who drive in the left lane oblivious to the fact that I am driving like a bat out of hell because I am unable to get out of bed any earlier to come to a job I hate.
I am tired of cubicles, people, child abuse, telephones, computers and most of all state government!
I am tired of being fat, thinking about fat, looking fat, diets, calories, exercise, and not fitting into my clothes.
I am tired of dogs, dog hair, dog pee, dog food, dog medicine, dog shi*, and dog walks!
I look forward to sleep, sleep, sleep, the beach, the summer and most of all the WINE!
Seriously, I could have written that.
April 15, 2010 at 1:31 pm
@JB… I was thinking the same thing!
April 15, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Sing it sister!
April 15, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Well I like laundry but I am also tired of working in state government and wholeheartedly agree with this paragraph:
I am tired of being fat, thinking about fat, looking fat, diets, calories, exercise, and not fitting into my clothes.
I agree with Trixie – sing it sister!!!
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May 23, 2013 at 1:36 am
I agree with all of that…even the dog stuff!!! Good grief that is errie.
April 15, 2010 at 2:12 pm
hilarious!!
April 15, 2010 at 2:48 pm
LOVE IT!!!!!!
April 15, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Echoing Trixie – sing it!
April 15, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Way to rant, Mom!!
I could have written that, too. Just replace “dog” with “cat,” “beach” with “air conditioning” and “summer” with “winter.”
But I’ll keep my dishwasher. It sure beats the alternative.
Oooooh, and don’t even get me STARTED about the assholes who hunker down in the left lane as if they own that particular piece of real estate. The highways would be much safer if cops started TICKETING those narcissistic idiots for creating unsafe conditions.
(Whew! I feel much better now!)
April 15, 2010 at 4:59 pm
but I don’t remember writing this….?
April 15, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Wow! neither do I!!
April 16, 2010 at 12:40 pm
I am printing this out and putting it on my fridge!
April 15, 2010 at 9:12 pm
omg, i so could have written that…maybe i did, i sure don’t remember anything i do after i take my sleep meds!!
April 15, 2010 at 10:00 pm
i can say all that minus the dog part!
sick of laundry. sick of work. sick of whiney coworkers!
i think i’ll go have a limoncello!
April 15, 2010 at 11:03 pm
I’ll join the chorus: I could have written this!
mmmmm limoncello!
April 21, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Amen to every single word! And add “I’m sick and tired of store clerks and *customer service* people who act like they’re doing you a favor by deigning to wait on you!”
April 16, 2010 at 8:19 am
and me thinking to be the only one in this world with these issues.
XD
April 16, 2010 at 11:54 am
sing it sista!!!
April 16, 2010 at 1:52 pm
I cannot tell you how I have laughed over all of ur comments! I wrote that to my daughter and she put it on here…I was not expecting that! Thank u all for making my day…the sing it sister comments are hilarious as well as the oooo dont even start me on that.. Again thank u we will all be rewarded some day!!!!!!!
April 17, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Andrea, you said it for us all. I am just imagining your poor husband’s face… but honestly, how can men even COME at us with these questions? Amen to this whole thread. It should be a viral e-mail.
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April 21, 2010 at 1:40 am
I agree with all of this except the dog part. My beagle brings me peace of mind walking her around the park in the evening.
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