Mom: Do you know if this blackberry phone you were using has a setting where it will keep beeping if you missed a call or message?  Also what exactly does sms and mms stand for??? I think I have it just about all figured out except for that!

Me: SMS – Short Message (texts) / MMS – Multimedia Messages (pics and videos)

Mom: Ohhhh…what about my first question – can I set it up to alert me that I missed a call?

Me: I don’t think so.  The little light will blink red when you miss a call, text or email.  You’ll have to check the screen.  Your Motorola Razor is the only phone that did that…people hated it, so most of the other companies got rid of that feature.

Mom: Okay, you young guns know it all in the techno world. You are soooo funny and predictable – I just got done asking the other 26 year old that works here the same question and she gave me the SAME answer!!!

Me: “young guns” “techno world” Mom, really? You’re a computer teacher.