Mom: I don’t like the new layout, can I change it?

Me: No, that’s part of why people like Facebook, you can’t change your page layout.

Mom: But I don’t want other people to be able to edit my profile

Me: What? They can’t.

Mom: Under my picture it says ‘Edit Profile’…it never said that before.

Me: Mom that is because YOU are looking at your profile…go look at mine it won’t say that.

Mom: Whatever, I don’t like it. I want to change it.

Me: Well you can’t.

Mom: Yes I can…I can delete my page.

Me: You’re really stickin’ it to Facebook huh?