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Ever Wonder Where Your Brothers Came From?

Backstory: I was telling my Mom about how my dog ate a loaf of bread off my kitchen counter.

Mom: Rondy, our old dog, ate my birth control pills, foil and all. Spit out the plastic compact. It was all chewed up. Had to take him to the vet because I thought he was going to die…………embarrassing!
Me: hahaha
Mom: 4 1/2 months before I could get a prescription for more at the Air Force Hospital
Ever wonder why your brothers are 19 months apart?

Tagged: birth control, dogs, siblings

Posted on 06.07.2010 at 10:30 am

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1. Jackie

hahahahahahaha! love your Mom!

June 9, 2010 at 10:13 am

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2. caitlin

Beautiful! LOL.

June 9, 2010 at 4:00 pm

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3. Sarah

Classic!!!!

June 9, 2010 at 8:58 pm

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4. Fail

I wonder if the brothers know? Lol. My sister was unplanned but my mother always says she was a “happy accident” XD

June 18, 2010 at 7:54 pm

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Love, Mom

"My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese."
— Josh
on "Home Cookin’"
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