Backstory: My little brother just broke up with his very wholesome and sweet girlfriend.
Mom: Im worried your silly little brother is going to pick some drunken ho for his wife while he’s in this dumb partying mode lol
Me: hehe
Mom: I know but seriously
Me: i doubt he’d marry one
Mom: I told him not to do that
Me: but i can see him dating one or a few right now
Mom: I KNOW!
scaaaary
I will slap her down
whoever she is
I have good hodar
Me: haha
Mom: I can spot a ho from a mile away
Hodar! My new favourite expression. :D
June 13, 2010 at 10:56 pm
“I can spot a ho from a mile away.”
Ahahaha. Nice. This mom should teach classes. “Cultivating Your Hodar For Moms”.
June 17, 2010 at 12:30 pm
I dunno, Julie: a lot of moms have great hodar as it is (it must come in with the eyes on the back of the head so many woman get once they become mothers). Their sons, however, could sometimes use a lesson on how to cultivate this…
June 17, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Hey guys I am The Mom that my lovely daughter is talking about and I would like to say, we all have hodar! Think of the time when that girl comes around your man batting her eyes, saying suggestive things to your man. You spot it a mile away right??? Well when you have three 20 year old sons that are “the good guys” imagine, “hodar comes in full force! Mine has. One day you will be the MAMMA bear and those are your boys! All of your future Thanksgivings, Christmases not to mention Grandbabies are at risk of her and her batting eyelashes and Ho ways. Not happening on my watch, I’ll bet not on yours either. Anne our sons could use a lesson in cultivating their Hodar but most of them just don’t see it. Ladies think back as your boyfriends have that wide eyed look after being questioned about that girl. They had no idea they were being hoed upon right? That’s why it is up to us to protect them! Ladies get ready your Mamma Hodar is coming…May the Hodar be with you all!!! lol
June 26, 2010 at 4:24 pm
“…being hoed upon”–hahahaha!
June 27, 2010 at 9:45 am
I think I love you, Hodar Mum.
August 1, 2010 at 3:20 am
hey, it could be worse…. I married a man 19 years younger than me. What if you were HIS Mom? I knew her hodar was going off and had no idea what to say to her. I just told her that I woukld be good to him! ( I was!)
June 26, 2010 at 4:50 pm
I agree with Karolee, guys that aren’t looking just don’t see when girls are hitting on them. I had that with my husband, the woman knew he was married with kids but was still hitting on him in front of me, he totally didn’t get what she was hinting at so I finally said “he’s not interested” then I had to explain to my husband what was going on, he thought I was crazy because “she knows I am married” LOL
June 29, 2010 at 1:02 am