Mom: So, did I tell you that your dad asked if I would sleep him again now that the divorce is final?
Me: Ummm. Did you tell him that ship has sailed?
Mom: Oh, honey, that ship SANK.
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Love it!
June 20, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Wonder if mom might have some women friends who would be willling to oblige? Gotta admit, that dad has some nerve. That ship has sunk, that is a great comeback!
June 21, 2010 at 11:38 am
Norma McBrayer Hi Ryan, Reading your blog today made me feel a bit sad. I’m sorry you had to spend the day all on your own even though it’s not tnlceicahly a hoilday that you, as an Irishman, celebrate. It kind of opened my eyes a bit too. Even though you have a career that many of us envy it appears to be a little solitary at times as well. I don’t know you personally but I, like so many others, admire and appreciate what you and the other lads of Celtic Thunder do to bring joy to our lives. I wish you all the best with your personal endeavors as well as continued sucess with Celtic Thunder.Cheers,Norma McBrayer
November 24, 2012 at 8:15 pm
Does that mean it happened?
July 2, 2010 at 4:33 pm