Love Story

Hey Jelly!

Tomorrow I have to get up at 5 because one of my Java Java coffee buddies recently became a widower.  He is about 80.  He contacted an old fraternity buddy of his and found out that the woman he was engaged to before he broke it off to go fight in WWII is a widow!!!  He gave her a call and he is catching a 7:30 flight tomorrow morning to go see her!  I really have to laugh.  His wife has only been dead less than a month and he is out in the field!!!!!  He says what he is truly looking for is a 28 year old nymphomaniac!!!!


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    • 1.  Jeff

      You know I have heard stories like this. There is just something about that first love that sometimes you never get over. Here is a funny story about an older gentlement and a much younger bride, could happen.

      At 78 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old.

      Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

      After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected “knock” on the door.

      Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 78-year-old groom, ready for “action.”

      They unite as one.

      All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

      After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Wally.

      Again he is ready for more “action.”

      Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling.

      When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

      She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it…. Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25 year old, ready for more “action.”

      And, once again they enjoy each other.

      But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, “I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.”

      Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says, “You mean I was here already?”

      June 23, 2010 at 11:15 am

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    • 2.  Terry

      I hear stuff like this all the time. Old men can’t be alone and old women don’t want to babysit or play nurse-maid to another old man. I’m generalizing, of course, but still…..

      June 23, 2010 at 12:29 pm

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    • 3.  Terra

      All I can say is. . Yuck! But glad he’s not too lonely?! Lol, I really don’t know what I can say about this one!

      June 23, 2010 at 2:08 pm

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    • 4.  Hil

      This starts out very romantic (pre-WWII love reunited!) but then turns uncomfortably weird.

      June 23, 2010 at 5:00 pm

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    • 5.  Hannah


      June 24, 2010 at 2:55 am

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    • 6.  X

      @Hil – what’s uncomfortably weird about it?

      @Hannah don’t be such a prude, old people like to get it on too.

      June 24, 2010 at 6:18 pm

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    • 7.  Brett

      So there’s nothing wrong with the fact that he was 52 when this “28 year old nymphomaniac” was born? Good luck with that one, Gramps.

      June 26, 2010 at 2:42 am

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    • 8.  Danny

      Uh.. no, he’s off to see another 80 year old who he was engaged to in 1940. The 28-year-old nymphomaniac thing was a joke.

      June 26, 2010 at 6:18 am

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    • 9.  S

      I think that’s a lovely story! Why all the yucks?

      June 27, 2010 at 1:16 pm

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    • 10.  wendy

      It’s called a brothel, grampa, you can have all the 28 year olds you can handle!

      July 5, 2010 at 10:32 am

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    • 11.  Nic

      His wife has been dead less than a month? I’d like to think that if I died before my significant other, that he’d wait a bit longer than that……It just seems a bit disrepectful to his wife.

      July 8, 2010 at 1:18 am

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      • 11.1  Lesley

        It’s not like @ 80 years old he’s got a lot of time to wait around.

        July 9, 2010 at 2:25 pm

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      • 11.2  Dawn

        I know a man who took care of his ailing wife. She had alzheimers and terrible arthritis. Every morning he took her a cup of coffee so she could hold it until her hands would work again. Then he dressed her, fed her, etc. and he did this until the day she died. He remarried within a few months. His children were very upset, but the truth is he lost his wife years ago. He mourned her for years, it’s just that her body was still there.

        October 7, 2010 at 11:22 am

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Love, Mom