Backstory: Mum checking up on me on a 4 1/2 hr drive home.
Mum: Are you home yet?
Me: No, stopped in Bathurst by the police
Mum: What for?
Me: Random drugs test
Mum: I told you not to take random drugs!
Backstory: Mum checking up on me on a 4 1/2 hr drive home.
Mum: Are you home yet?
Me: No, stopped in Bathurst by the police
Mum: What for?
Me: Random drugs test
Mum: I told you not to take random drugs!
But the real question is…did she study hard enough to pass the test? “Well, that one looks like heroin, but I really can’t be sure…”
June 28, 2010 at 9:52 am
LOL I love the mom’s answer! I wish I could think that quick.
June 29, 2010 at 12:54 am
this one confuses me – cops pulling people over to randomly drug test them? never heard of such a thing. a li’l sketchy, daughter…
June 29, 2010 at 2:26 pm
The cops pulled me over on a races day weekend and did a random breath test and a random drugs test, at the time they were new to the police force and they make you take this stick and scrape your tongue and check from the back to the front… then you wait.
July 1, 2010 at 8:20 pm
Caty, I don’t think the letter writer is in the U.S. I’m pretty sure Bathurst is in Australia.
July 2, 2010 at 1:16 am
Caitlin, you are correct Bathurst is in NSW, Australia and we do indeed have random roadside drug testing here in NSW.
It is like testing for alcohol but instead on blowing in a tube you lick a disposable pad. I am not making this stuff up!
http://www.rta.nsw.gov.au/roadsafety/alcoholdrugs/drugdriving/roadsidetesting.html
And that is one pretty quick and funny Mum!
July 6, 2010 at 1:59 am