Me: When I pick up the cake where should I put it?
Mom: just make room in the freezer in the garage – just watch out for Spike
Me: I’m sorry, Spike the cat?
Mom: yes, he died
Me: he died in the freezer??
Mom: No he died in the yard – but we can’t bury him yet the ground is frozen.
Me: so you put the DEAD CAT in the freezer?
Mom: Oh stop whining – I liked that cat. All we keep in there is sodas and stuff.
Watch out for Spike
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HILARIOUS! Yay! Finally PFYM is back with some great ones! It’s been a long dry spell. This one is classic :)
July 30, 2010 at 12:35 pm
This is the best in a loooooong time! Absolutely something my parents would do. Gotta clean up the Diet Coke I just spit out from laughing.
July 30, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Oh, wow!
Curious minds want to know: what sort of sight does Spike make in the freezer? Did Mom nicely wrap up the body in a blanket or towel? Do you open the freezer and think Spike is taking a frosty nap? Or is Spike on his side, with limbs and tail stick straight, just shoved in between the drinks?
July 30, 2010 at 2:52 pm
HEY – this is NOT that unusual. KNock it off! ; )
July 30, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Gross. Man, I’m a born and bred cat person, but FUCK NO.
July 31, 2010 at 1:03 am
The justification is the best: “All we keep in there is sodas and stuff.” Frozen dead feline touching aluminum you put your lips on is not NEARLY as gross as frozen dead feline on top of plastic bags of frozen corn or something! :)
August 2, 2010 at 11:20 am
@CM – Awesome reply! My family freezes everything (we’re from the South and trash stinks after a day or so), and we’re hunters, so it’s like Pandora’s Box opening the fridge or freezer.
August 4, 2010 at 12:51 am
I can’t comment on freezing dead animals since I’ve done that in the past. What I’m incredulous about is the fact that these people put soda in the freezer…
August 2, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Why so shocked folks? I’ll bet you have body parts of cows, pigs and maybe a sweet little lamb in your freezer.
August 5, 2010 at 1:38 am
at least it’s not furry!
August 6, 2010 at 6:42 am
Is this the poor man’s taxidermy?
August 7, 2010 at 10:47 pm
I wanna know who’s gonna eat the cake that was in the fridge with the dead cat?
August 9, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Um, my first pet I had at 3 that died when I was 18 had to be put in the freezer because the ground was too cold to dig. I feel for her
August 13, 2010 at 3:44 am