Mom: I asked Dad what camel toe was and he explained it to me. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT AT THE DINNER TABLE!
Me: Mom, I told you what it meant and you laughed.
Mom: YES, BUT I DIDN’T GET IT! I just didn’t want to look stupid!
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Love it! The poor Mom…she tried to play along but just didn’t quite catch on. I bet she regrets asking for clarification now that she understands the true meaning of the all too common “camel toe”. :-/
August 10, 2010 at 3:21 pm
This sounds just like something my Mom would say/do. :)
September 2, 2010 at 5:17 pm
My Dad overheard a conversation my sisters and I were having and now calls it “Camel Paw”…
September 8, 2010 at 5:14 am
Reminds me of the time my MIL asked us to explain what a MILF was… omg. I was like, “um, Honey? You take this one!” lol
September 13, 2010 at 7:01 am