Have fun at the beach!!! Please keep in touch with me, I’d like to be able to tell the police where to start looking for the body
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Oh my goodness! We always say stuff like this in my family! Love it!
August 27, 2010 at 11:23 am
Heh, we say things like that in my family. When I went out of town to stay with some friends I gave Mom the address of their place, “so you can tell the FBI where to start looking for my corpse.”
August 27, 2010 at 11:57 am
We must all be related. Sweet.
August 27, 2010 at 12:08 pm
I was just thinking the other day, maybe I should call me mom more often, just in case I die in my apartment and get eaten by cats….
August 27, 2010 at 3:11 pm
I have a friend who, when on road trips, calls her sister and parents to update them on which town she was”last seen in”
August 27, 2010 at 3:17 pm
When I was at college to get home after class I had to walk through a park. If I had a night class my mother would call me to chat after it was over so she could tell the police “what time the line went dead and the rapist attacked you”.
August 29, 2010 at 12:53 pm
My mom does the same thing! “I know you kids can take care of yourselves, but I just want to know what city you’re in in case a nuclear bomb goes off.”
February 3, 2011 at 10:29 pm