Mom: Watcha up to?
Me: listening to my loggins and messina lps and smoking pot
Mom: That is not ok.
Me: sorry mama :(
Mom: I’m disappointed in the decisions you are making. That’s something not even I would do, not even in the 70s.
Me: what are you talking about!?!? you smoked so much pot!
Mom: I mean the Loggins & Messina.  That is just so uncool.