This Saturday Night Live sketch from last night’s episode starring Jane Lynch is near and dear to our hearts. It’s for a product called the “damn it, my mom is on facebook filter.” It turns potentially controversial status updates like “There isn’t enough beer in the world for me to deal with Glenn Beck’s holy roller b.s.” into the mom-friendly “Boy, do I need new dungarees!” Sigh, if only there were something like this in real life.