Me: Hey mom, do you happen to have your old wedding dress? I need it for Halloween. I’m going to be a shotgun wedding.
Mom: I have no idea where my wedding dress is…pretty funny…you DO realize that that dress would’ve been perfect as it WAS a shotgun wedding…you did know that didn’t you? YUP, me and you down the aisle!!! Go to a salvation army or something or maybe your father has the wedding dress!! ha ha Hey, how was your date?