Thanksgiving Depravity

Backstory: My mother has always snooped around in my affairs and tried to find proof of my depravity, which isn’t hard to do as she disapproves of just about everything, including said “beer drinking.” This was by far her best! (Yes, she is now blocked from my FB page).

Mom: I went to facebook and when I scrolled down it had a list of Hallmark Social Calendar events. One of the events was a “Thanksgiving Eve” party which included beer drinking, battle of the sexes, and what sounded like sexual activities.
Me: Explain your message.  It’s a good thing I have counseling today so I can take this with me.
Mom: In regard to the sexual activities, it listed CORNHOLE. When we were growing up, that meant anal intercourse.  I don’t know what it means now.  I should have asked if you went.

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    • 1.  L

      You were right to block her. I just googled it when I saw it on my son’s FB page. No worries :-)

      December 10, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    • 2.  Brittany

      I love your response to her!

      December 14, 2010 at 9:09 am

    • 3.  Heather

      Me too!

      December 15, 2010 at 1:58 am

    • 4.  albert mcentire

      At the Manning, SC Bass Festival 2010; they held a cornholeing contest that was broadcast on WIS-TV out of Columbia, SC. I thought it was hilerous!!!Ha!Ha!Ha!

      December 27, 2010 at 6:07 pm

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