Are You Sure You’re Not Pregnant?

Backstory: I got a big tattoo on my back, and my mother was always against tattoos. So, naturally I was very nervous to tell her, and did not tell her about it for a month or so. Also, I recently broke off my engagement, and was single at the time, which she constantly talked about.

Me: Mom, there is something I have to tell you.
Mom: Are you getting married?
Me: No, just listen. I’ve been wanting to do this for a long time, and it is very important to me.
Mom: You are pregnant!
Me: No, mom
Mom: You have a boyfriend!
Me: Mom, i’m trying to tell you something!
Mom: You already got married?
Me: NO!
Mom: So you are pregnant!
Me: Mom?
Mom: I thought you were pregnant. Are you sure you’re not pregnant?

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    • 1.  ntm76

      I can not believe that conversation. When I got a tattoo spring break senior year of college I did not tell my mom. When I got back in town I told her there was something I needed to tell her and she asked if I was pregnant I told not “no I got a Freakin (but not that word) tattoo

      February 9, 2011 at 11:34 pm

    • 2.  Terry

      Hilarious – something my mom would assume.

      February 10, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    • 3.  Kerry

      Oh my god, this is almost a verbatum retelling of a conversation I had with my mother 2 weeks ago. The subject matter was a little different, but the interuptions and responses are pretty much the same. haha Nice. :)

      February 10, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    • 4.  Ashley

      So in Mom’s eyes the only things the daughter can do are get married or get pregnant? Great expectations. I’d hate to be the daughter here.

      February 17, 2011 at 1:12 am

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