Backstory: I got a big tattoo on my back, and my mother was always against tattoos. So, naturally I was very nervous to tell her, and did not tell her about it for a month or so. Also, I recently broke off my engagement, and was single at the time, which she constantly talked about.
Me: Mom, there is something I have to tell you.
Mom: Are you getting married?
Me: No, just listen. I’ve been wanting to do this for a long time, and it is very important to me.
Mom: You are pregnant!
Me: No, mom
Mom: You have a boyfriend!
Me: Mom, i’m trying to tell you something!
Mom: You already got married?
Me: NO!
Mom: So you are pregnant!
Me: OH MY GOD MOM! I GOT A TATTOO!
Me: Mom?
Mom: I thought you were pregnant. Are you sure you’re not pregnant?
I can not believe that conversation. When I got a tattoo spring break senior year of college I did not tell my mom. When I got back in town I told her there was something I needed to tell her and she asked if I was pregnant I told not “no I got a Freakin (but not that word) tattoo
February 9, 2011 at 11:34 pm
Hilarious – something my mom would assume.
February 10, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Oh my god, this is almost a verbatum retelling of a conversation I had with my mother 2 weeks ago. The subject matter was a little different, but the interuptions and responses are pretty much the same. haha Nice. :)
February 10, 2011 at 5:30 pm
So in Mom’s eyes the only things the daughter can do are get married or get pregnant? Great expectations. I’d hate to be the daughter here.
February 17, 2011 at 1:12 am