Backstory: I am getting married at the end of May.  My mother called and asked if we wanted to go to the Phillies game the Sunday before the wedding (i am a HUGE Phillies Phan)  I told her my only concern was getting stupid tan lines from sitting in a stadium for four hours a week before my wedding.  This was her response….

PHILLIES TICKETS BOUGHT!!! YOU WILL HAVE TO BE COVERED IN SUNSCREEN,LOW TUBE TOP (PASTIES IF YOU ARE BRAVE-MAYBE PEOPLE WILL THROW MONEY!) BIG HAT!